I am Lauren. Kind of like Ralph Lauren but without the Ralph, and with a great deal less class. I get the warm and fuzzies over simple things such as cute little birds hopping along the ground, pretty acoustic songs sung by girls with small husky voices and laughing so hard that my stomach cramps up. I have frequent cravings for fairybread and I like the way that bubbles are so colourful in the sunlight. I have three very attractive sisters. Cate is lovely. Most of the time.

I strongly dislike clowns. Honestly, I can't see the funny side of the evil makeup. Watch 'IT' if you don't empathise. As much as I don't like clowns, I do like rain. I love it when it rains. Hard. Especially at night time. I want that rainy kiss from The Notebook. I am a hopeless romantic, and much too trusting for my own good. I always try too hard, no matter how many times life has demonstrated that the juice just is not worth the sqeeze. Silly girl...